Feis Dad: The Official “I’m Broke, But She Qualified” Tee

Feis Dad: The Official “I’m Broke, But She Qualified” Tee

He’s funded the dress, the wigs, the shoes, the feiseanna, and the endless road trips — and now, he’s got nothing left but style. Introducing the Feis Dad T-shirt: the hilarious, painfully accurate badge of honor for every Irish Dance dad whose wallet has been through more rounds than a championship céilí.

On the front, our green-suited “Monopoly-meets-leprechaun” mascot stands proudly, pockets turned inside out, smiling through the pain — because if you’re going broke, at least you can look good doing it. Underneath reads FEIS DAD, in bold Monopoly-style lettering, so everyone at the venue knows exactly who paid for the glitter.

A soft, garment-dyed tee that brings a wink of Irish humor to everyday life, this shirt feels like a veteran of a hundred competitions — broken in, easygoing, and impossible not to laugh at. It’s perfect for dance rehearsals, side-stage support, or sitting in the parking lot calculating just how much a solo dress “really” costs.

Short, honest lines. Muted vintage color. Relaxed silhouette that drapes naturally over jeans or sweatpants while you hold someone’s practice bag. Double-needle stitching and no side seams mean it’s built to last — unlike your checking account.

Product features

• Available S–4XL (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart

• 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²), pre-shrunk

• Garment-dyed for soft, lived-in texture and muted tones

• Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability

• Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron or steam: low heat

• Do not dry clean

Because when the credit card statement hits harder than a treble reel, Feis Dad deserves a laugh — and a very soft T-shirt.